chaos theatre
Hello, stranger! Welcome to the Chaos Theatre. I hope you enjoy your stay. If not, I don't really care.
i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff
I’d really like to kill someone today.
(Where is this aggression coming from?)
And now I feel sick. Awesome.
I’m just so angry and frustrated.
WELL GUESS I WON’T BE SLEEPING TONIGHT IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW AND LIFT BOXES AROUND FOR EIGHT HOURS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I honestly feel like I could hurt someone right now. The perfect remedy for this feeling would be a goreflick but that’s not an option right now. So I’ll just lay here, in the dark, frowning angrily into my pillow all night.
Romantic movies make me want to rip out my own guts and hang myself with ‘em.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)
I JUST SCREAMED
LEAVE ME TO DIE
COULSOOOOOOOON
LOOK AT ME OOH PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY IGNORING YOU BUUURRRNNNN OH I’M SO BAD
This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.
Yes.
Really.
wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?
oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday
…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)
